the brothel auction

Last week i was asked to be auctioned off by my fraternity, Sigma Chi. At first i thought i thought that's kinda weird and trashy, but then i heard that the money raised for this event would go to helping cure cancer. So after thinking about it i thought, okay well I'm going to be auctioned off for a three hour date with a girl it cant be that bad. So i told my fraternity i was fine with doing it. The rules of the auction were bids start off at five dollars and the winner of the person being auctioned off would get a three hour date with that person.

So i figured being one of the younger guys i would not go for very much money at all. So i show up about twenty minutes early as i was instructed and come to find out everyone was supposed to have a theme and i didn't have one great i was screwed. Some guys had floaties, some guys were old rappers and one guy was a cheerleader so now i was really screwed because i all wore was a button shirt and jeans.

All the guys went and i was one of the last ones to go. At that time the most money raised on a single guy was about sixty dollars. I was going to be content with making ten dollars so i walked up there and girls started to bid i was shocked. The bids went to ten dollars and i thought o wow that's good . Then it went up even more to twenty dollars and i thought well that's really good for me . So i stood there for a few more minutes and the bids kept going and then i hear sold to the Savannah. I turn to look at the MC and he says Alex Hutto has went for eighty dollars. I was shocked. I had went for the most money out of every one. So now i must wait to hear from my date and part two of this blog will written after the date.